Alex Jones

Alex Jones Ordered to Pay Sandy Hook Families $965 Million

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

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Ladies and gentlemen, Alex Jones has been ordered to pay Sandy Hook families, and an FBI agent, $965 million. Nearly $1 billion. That’s billion with a “B.”

We are taught from a young age not to take pleasure in other people’s hardships, but in this specific instance, I believe it’s perfectly fine to dance around our collective living rooms. Alex Jones is scum, he spread lies about the Sandy Hook massacre, and he is getting what he deserves.

It was my Christmas wish that Alex Jones would end up broke, living in a tent on the bank of a river. Well, Merry Christmas to me.

In the midst of our happiness that Jones is finally being held responsible for being a monstrous human being, never forget the lives he tried to ruin. Never forget the pain he caused. Never forget what he is.

$965 million. Bye-bye, Alex. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya.

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The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

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