I laughed so loudly at this I woke up the dog.

…human blood on your brand-new jacket. As for where the blood comes from, it’s better you don’t ask. Just say it’s your blood, from a bike crash in the mountains of Patagonia or a knife fight in a shanty town. “Oh, that blood’s no big deal,” you’ll explain, as you wink at the attractive moms standing in line…
Our Denim Jackets Are Hand-Destroyed To Look Like You Lead An Adventurous Life
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Alex Baia
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Sep 21, 2022
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I laughed so loudly at this I woke up the dog.
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Written by The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ1.7K Followers
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Online writer for 20 years with pieces featured on MSNBC, HuffPo, and Bill Maher. Cofounder of the original We Are Woman. Member of RAINN's Speaker Bureau.
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