I would have, yes, only to find out which Iron Chef served you on a robot toilet.

Now, if I had labelled this Essay “The Time When an Iron Chef Served me on a Robot Toilet” would you have clicked to read it? [Maybe I’ll publish this again in a month as an A/B test.]
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I would have, yes, only to find out which Iron Chef served you on a robot toilet. Honestly, I thought it was going to be Bobby Flay.
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Online writer for 20 years with pieces featured on MSNBC, HuffPo, and Bill Maher. Cofounder of the original We Are Woman. Member of RAINN's Speaker Bureau.
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