I would very much enjoy being added as a writer for The Pub. As an angry 50-something-year-old-woman who loves hyphens, I feel I am a good fit for your publication. My first story would be "Why You Will Never Be As Adorable As Smillew." I realize I am commenting on an article from 2022, but hopefully, someone will see this and add me so I can begin my ascension into writing Utopia.

Thank you in advance for your time and consideration.