Holiday Humor

It’s The Most Q-Anon Time of The Year!

The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
1 min readNov 27, 2022

Apologies to Edward Pola, George Wyle, and Andy Williams.

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It’s the most Q-Anon time of the year
With the kids jingle belling
And Trumpers are yelling
Liberals are queer
It’s the most Q-Anon time of the year

It’s the Trump-Trumpiest season of all
With those KKK meetings and ABSOLUTELY NOT GAY happy greetings
When friends come to call
It’s the Trump-Trumpiest season of all

There’ll be Zoom calls for hosting
With Mike Lindell boasting
About all the cyber he knows
There’ll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories
Of white men who lived long ago

It’s the most Q-Anon time of the year
There’ll be much “where we go” going
And hearts will be glowing
When Nick Fuentes is near

There’ll be Zoom calls for hosting
With Mike Lindell boasting
About all the cyber he knows
There’ll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories
Of white men who lived long ago

It’s the most Q-Anon time
Yes the most Q-Anon time
Oh the most Q-Anon time
Of the year

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The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

Written by The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

Online writer for 20 years with pieces featured on MSNBC, HuffPo, and Bill Maher. Cofounder of the original We Are Woman. Member of RAINN's Speaker Bureau.

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