Jesus, Guns, Babies: Is That In The Book Of Bushmaster?
Kandiss Taylor’s got a heck of a campaign slogan!
Kandiss Taylor wants to be the governor of Georgia. Ms. Taylor is a right-wing candidate, with a heck of a campaign slogan: Jesus, Guns, Babies. And I have so many feelings about this.
Are guns more important than babies? Yes. You may recall that in 2014 after Elliot Rodger went on a killing spree in Santa Barbara, Samuel Wurzelbacher AKA Joe the Plumber, wrote an op-ed for the now-defunct website BarbWire. Among other things, Wurzelbacher wrote:
I am sorry you lost your child. I myself have a son and daughter and the one thing I never want to go through, is what you are going through now. But, as harsh as this sounds — your dead kids don’t trump my Constitutional rights.
Guns are more important than babies. And children. And everything, it would seem, except Jesus. Ah, but is that true?
Conservatives worship White Jesus™. White Jesus™ wears an American flag shirt made in China, cowboy boots, carries an AR-15, and hates the poors. Conservatives do not worship the guy who said “What you do for the least of you, you do for me.”
The brown-skinned Jesus also said, “I was a stranger and you welcomed me.” And “The meek shall inherit the earth,” and “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
Alright, we’ve determined that “Jesus” isn’t Jesus, and guns are more important than babies to Kandiss Taylor. Well, what about the babies? How does Ms. Taylor feel about actual infants, born to a single mom or into poverty?
She’s anti-choice. Honestly, that’s all I know, because I clicked Executive Order 10 on her website, and my brain died. Executive Order 10 seems to focus on Lucifer and some rocks. Here’s her statement:
For decades, the Global Luciferian Regime has seeped its way into our Government.
They demoralized us with humiliation rituals as they tore down our historical monuments, persecuted our children, locked us down in our homes, and forced us into becoming walking science experiments through a global vaccination program.
They erected statues spelling out the exact plans they had for us, and today we the people of Georgia, say no more.
It’s time for us to return the favor.
On my first day as Governor of Georgia, I will move to DEMOLISH the Demonic plans of our enemy. The Satanic agenda is NOT welcome in our state.
Support my fight by contributing, and watch as I turn the Georgia Guidestones into dust!
Kandiss Taylor is very upset about those rocks.
Jesus, Guns, Babies, and Lucifer’s Rocks. She wants to be Georgia’s next governor, and given the way things are going, she might win. If she does, you can say goodbye to the mystery of the Georgia Guidestones, abortion rights, gun laws, and the separation of church and state.
Oh, I forgot. Kandiss Taylor wants to turn Georgia into a far-right-wing Christian theocracy. She said so, and people cheered. Remember: This theocracy will not include the actual teachings of brown-skinned Jesus. It will be all fire and brimstone and that one part of Leviticus about the gays.
I’ve always wanted to see the Georgia Guidestones. If I go, will I see Lucifer, eat a baby, or sacrifice a goat? Of course not. I’ll just see beautiful rocks. Where I see beauty, Kandiss Taylor sees Satan.
“Where You See Beauty Kandiss Taylor Sees Satan.” Now that’s a campaign slogan.
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